HOLA MAMACITA'S

The comedian, The wrestler, the charming man, the man of a thousand voice give or take a few, the alcoholic and lastly sexually liberated......Have all been used to describe my close group of friends Lol I kid these aspects along with many others can be used to describe me

duskyducks:

avatar-addiction:

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing 

i worry about the people on here sometimes

(Source: shinytotodile)

duskyducks:

avatar-addiction:

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing 

i worry about the people on here sometimes

(Source: shinytotodile)