drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again